I did not post yesterday so I decided to add an extra silly tidbit today.
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An ode to mayonnaise
oh mayonnaise
may I call you mayo?
you are best combined with tomato
or with any variation of potato
even though you are already a part of my main dish
I ask for more of you, as a side wish
oh mayonnaise
what would I do without you?
you are best combined with tomato
or with any variation of potato
I tried to replace you with fat free yogurt
but missing you just causes hurt
melissa e anders 
Mayo with boiled egg is my classic go to!
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Yes! It really makes everything better. A close second to salt.
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hahahahaha….fat free yogurt ….
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silly fat free yogurt. It can replace sour cream, but mayo is irreplaceable.
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I appreciate your ode. Have you ever been to puerto rico? There they have these bottles of ketchup-mayo that they put on everything. Your ode to mayo would go well with their marketing.
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I have not been to puerto rico but it sounds like I should go. I am actually not a fan of ketchup though – too sweet – but I am curious about the combination.
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